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[bdsm_kouji]

My mouth tastes like Prada.

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[bdsm_kouji]

You're the weird one getting all uppity 'cuz I do some strange stuff.

[beastkingnaoma]

Most people would be weirded out!

[bdsm_kouji]

Then I'll just buy their houses and eat their possessions.

[beastkingnaoma]

..Do you plan to eat a lot of inanimate objects?

[bdsm_kouji]

If the fancy strikes me.

[beastkingnaoma]

..H-how?

[bdsm_kouji]

Why do you want to know?

[beastkingnaoma]

It's strange so I'm curious.

[bdsm_kouji]

A lady sometimes feels so angry she needs to eat her own clothes.

[beastkingnaoma]

..Were you angry?

[bdsm_kouji]

Yes.

[beastkingnaoma]

About what.

[bdsm_kouji]

... The rise in parachute pants related weather.

[beastkingnaoma]

What.

[bdsm_kouji]

I am absolutely disgusted with climate degradation of our area induced by parachute pants related weather systems.

[beastkingnaoma]

..

Did you eat a bunch of fermented fruit?

[bdsm_kouji]

Why.

[beastkingnaoma]

..Just answer.

[bdsm_kouji]

No. But lots of meat.

[beastkingnaoma]

...

Weren't you on a diet?

[bdsm_kouji]

I am on one. The Kouji Diet. It says I should eat humongous portions of meat.

[beastkingnaoma]

...

Where did you get that diet.

[bdsm_kouji]

Shiroko. She has a labcoat now.

[beastkingnaoma]

...

Kouji, that's. not a diet you should follow.

[bdsm_kouji]

I feel much better since starting it.