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[bdsm_kouji]

My mouth tastes like Prada.

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[beastkingnaoma]

..Did you have any dreams about eating a giant marshmallow.

[bdsm_kouji]

An entire mountain made of candy actually.

[beastkingnaoma]

Are any of your handbags gone?

[bdsm_kouji]

Nope.

[beastkingnaoma]

...

I dunno then.

[bdsm_kouji]

I'm missing some clothes though.

[beastkingnaoma]

Maybe your clothes taste like Prada.

[bdsm_kouji]

Well I am filthy filthy rich.

[beastkingnaoma]

Yes.

Although the real issue is that you apparently ate a pile of your own clothes.

[bdsm_kouji]

I'm rich, this should be by no means a surprise.

[beastkingnaoma]

..Why.

[bdsm_kouji]

Money makes people eccentric.

[beastkingnaoma]

...It makes you eat clothes?

[bdsm_kouji]

Eating clothes is eccentric.

[beastkingnaoma]

I think that's closer to weird.

[bdsm_kouji]

Hey, you're the one being weird of me being "weird".

[beastkingnaoma]

...What.

[bdsm_kouji]

You're the weird one getting all uppity 'cuz I do some strange stuff.

[beastkingnaoma]

Most people would be weirded out!

[bdsm_kouji]

Then I'll just buy their houses and eat their possessions.

[beastkingnaoma]

..Do you plan to eat a lot of inanimate objects?

[bdsm_kouji]

If the fancy strikes me.

[beastkingnaoma]

..H-how?

[bdsm_kouji]

Why do you want to know?

[beastkingnaoma]

It's strange so I'm curious.