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[bdsm_kouji]

My mouth tastes like Prada.

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[bdsm_kouji]

I am absolutely disgusted with climate degradation of our area induced by parachute pants related weather systems.

[beastkingnaoma]

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Did you eat a bunch of fermented fruit?

[bdsm_kouji]

Why.

[beastkingnaoma]

..Just answer.

[bdsm_kouji]

No. But lots of meat.

[beastkingnaoma]

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Weren't you on a diet?

[bdsm_kouji]

I am on one. The Kouji Diet. It says I should eat humongous portions of meat.

[beastkingnaoma]

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Where did you get that diet.

[bdsm_kouji]

Shiroko. She has a labcoat now.

[beastkingnaoma]

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Kouji, that's. not a diet you should follow.

[bdsm_kouji]

I feel much better since starting it.

[beastkingnaoma]

..Much better how.

[bdsm_kouji]

I can take on a bull better.

[beastkingnaoma]

...What bulls do you know?

[bdsm_kouji]

You.

[beastkingnaoma]

..I don't think a meat-heavy diet is going to affect you dealing with me.

[bdsm_kouji]

Well not immediately. That would be retarded.

[beastkingnaoma]

I don't think it will at all.

[bdsm_kouji]

Well you think nothing works!

[beastkingnaoma]

That's not true!

[bdsm_kouji]

Or do you want me to be a fat slug?

[beastkingnaoma]

No.

[bdsm_kouji]

:|

Then why don't you support me.

[beastkingnaoma]

I do support you! I will support whatever diet you're on, okay?

[bdsm_kouji]

Good. Because now I must hunt pigeon and eat them raw according to my Nutritionist's advice.