bdsm_kouji | (no subject)

My mouth tastes like Prada.

..Much better how.

I can take on a bull better.

...What bulls do you know?

You.

..I don't think a meat-heavy diet is going to affect you dealing with me.

Well not immediately. That would be retarded.

I don't think it will at all.

Well you think nothing works!

That's not true!

Or do you want me to be a fat slug?

No.

:|

Then why don't you support me.

I do support you! I will support whatever diet you're on, okay?

Good. Because now I must hunt pigeon and eat them raw according to my Nutritionist's advice.

...

..I thought that was Shiroko.

Yes. It is.

All meat diet.

And she told you.

To eat raw pigeons?

Yes. Yes she did.

..was she wearing a labcoat.

Yes. With pigtails and a sweater-vest and a clipboard.

...well.

I support your decision to eat.

Raw.

Pigeon.

K. I have to go.