bdsm_kouji: (Your Stupid Hurts My Head)
Tokei, Kouji ([personal profile] bdsm_kouji) wrote2013-03-13 05:23 am

[Event Post]

::So Kouji's sitting at a cafe with a large fancy cake and froofy coffee, pulling out pants and dresses she's wearing. She seems terribly annoyed looking at them. And if you pay attention, she seems a bit too plump to support them. And is making her frowny face.::

[personal profile] becomeanwarrior 2013-03-13 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Enjoying some donuts and coffee, himself. Plain simple fare, and glancing at you from across his table.]

Soemthin' the matter, Kouji?

[personal profile] becomeanwarrior 2013-03-13 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
...Selling clothes as bigger sizes? What makes you say that?
Edited 2013-03-13 12:54 (UTC)

[personal profile] becomeanwarrior 2013-03-13 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
... You do look-

[ALART ALART, SURVIVAL INSTINCTS KICKING IN, DON'T SAY HEAVIER. DON'T SAY PLUMP. ABORT. ABORT.]

...different. Maybe the clothes are just ill-fitting in dimensions?

[personal profile] becomeanwarrior 2013-03-13 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Like that they don't fit quite right on you. You sure you got the right measurements? Didn't mix any numbers up anywhere?
beastkingnaoma: (Wat)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-13 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"What's wrong?"

The gorilla sits down across from you, and is immediately brought food as if ordering it through aura.
beastkingnaoma: (Wat)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-13 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"What do you mean?"
beastkingnaoma: (Less Dejected)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-13 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"....I thought shops did the opposite of that."

He takes a bite of a fancy sandwich.
beastkingnaoma: (Wat)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-13 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
He notably looks away while eating.

"So destroy them?"
beastkingnaoma: (Wat)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-14 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
"For making you feel chubby and soiling your pure maiden heart?"
beastkingnaoma: (ah geeze)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-14 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
"I said feel! Feel!"
beastkingnaoma: (OH GOD WHAT)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-14 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
"I didn't say that!"
beastkingnaoma: (OH GOD WHAT)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-14 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
"I DID NOT."

He edges out of the way.
beastkingnaoma: (At a loss)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-14 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
"I didn't say that either."

Edge edge.
beastkingnaoma: (DO NOT WANT)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-14 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
He keeps avoiding her.

"You're slender and lovely."
beastkingnaoma: (At a loss)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-14 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
"It's smaller than it says so it's too tight so it makes you feel chubby."
beastkingnaoma: (At a loss)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-14 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
"..So why were you trying to tase me?!"
beastkingnaoma: (DO NOT WANT)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-14 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
"I did not! I said what I just said!"
beastkingnaoma: (DO NOT WANT)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-14 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
"...Fine. I apologize."
beastkingnaoma: (At a loss)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-14 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
"..I'm very robust, actually. And why do you care."
beastkingnaoma: (At a loss)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-14 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
"...How would that affect my genetics."
beastkingnaoma: (At a loss)

[personal profile] beastkingnaoma 2013-03-14 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"No it doesn't."