[Event Post]

[bdsm_kouji]

::So Kouji's sitting at a cafe with a large fancy cake and froofy coffee, pulling out pants and dresses she's wearing. She seems terribly annoyed looking at them. And if you pay attention, she seems a bit too plump to support them. And is making her frowny face.::

Comments

[bdsm_kouji]

I AM NOT FAT.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I said feel! Feel!"

[bdsm_kouji]

::Pulls out the taser.::

I am not a whale!

[beastkingnaoma]

"I didn't say that!"

[bdsm_kouji]

Yes you did say "Fat", you asshole!

::Jabs with it.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"I DID NOT."

He edges out of the way.

[bdsm_kouji]

I have not been stuffing myself with doughnuts!

::Attempts to jab again.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"I didn't say that either."

Edge edge.

[bdsm_kouji]

I AM NOT WIDER.

::Jab jab::

[beastkingnaoma]

He keeps avoiding her.

"You're slender and lovely."

[bdsm_kouji]

How does my dress render me tubby!?

[beastkingnaoma]

"It's smaller than it says so it's too tight so it makes you feel chubby."

[bdsm_kouji]

DUH.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..So why were you trying to tase me?!"

[bdsm_kouji]

Because you kept calling me Big Bertha!

[beastkingnaoma]

"I did not! I said what I just said!"

[bdsm_kouji]

Which was a constant string of fat jokes!

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Fine. I apologize."

[bdsm_kouji]

Fine. You should start eating better by the way. You look hardly delicious.

::Equips ultimate poker expression.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"..What."

[bdsm_kouji]

You look grossly underweight.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..I'm very robust, actually. And why do you care."

[bdsm_kouji]

You'll be subpar breeding stock with such high muscle, low fat builds.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...How would that affect my genetics."

[bdsm_kouji]

It decreases the chances of you passing on your semen due to impotence.

[beastkingnaoma]

"No it doesn't."