[Event Post]

[bdsm_kouji]

::So Kouji's sitting at a cafe with a large fancy cake and froofy coffee, pulling out pants and dresses she's wearing. She seems terribly annoyed looking at them. And if you pay attention, she seems a bit too plump to support them. And is making her frowny face.::

Comments

[bdsm_kouji]

Fine. You should start eating better by the way. You look hardly delicious.

::Equips ultimate poker expression.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"..What."

[bdsm_kouji]

You look grossly underweight.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..I'm very robust, actually. And why do you care."

[bdsm_kouji]

You'll be subpar breeding stock with such high muscle, low fat builds.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...How would that affect my genetics."

[bdsm_kouji]

It decreases the chances of you passing on your semen due to impotence.

[beastkingnaoma]

"No it doesn't."