[Event Post]

[bdsm_kouji]

::So Kouji's sitting at a cafe with a large fancy cake and froofy coffee, pulling out pants and dresses she's wearing. She seems terribly annoyed looking at them. And if you pay attention, she seems a bit too plump to support them. And is making her frowny face.::

Comments

[becomeanwarrior]

[Enjoying some donuts and coffee, himself. Plain simple fare, and glancing at you from across his table.]

Soemthin' the matter, Kouji?

[bdsm_kouji]

I think people are selling clothes as bigger sizes than they actually are.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Selling clothes as bigger sizes? What makes you say that?

[bdsm_kouji]

They're supposed to fit me, but they're too small. I got scammed. And then the sales lady had the audacity to say I gained weight.

[becomeanwarrior]

... You do look-

[ALART ALART, SURVIVAL INSTINCTS KICKING IN, DON'T SAY HEAVIER. DON'T SAY PLUMP. ABORT. ABORT.]

...different. Maybe the clothes are just ill-fitting in dimensions?

[bdsm_kouji]

... Different how?

::Blinks absently.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Like that they don't fit quite right on you. You sure you got the right measurements? Didn't mix any numbers up anywhere?

[bdsm_kouji]

I'm mostly sure. ... Early break, by and by?