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Getting gifts for my mom is the hardest. What do you get for the woman who has everything?

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... Sentimental gift?

Can't think of a thing. I do know what I'm getting Naoma though.

But can't think of what to get my mother...

... Get something commissioned for her? Like a painting or a figure or something.

But she has plenty of those. Including 1 or 2 naked marble statues.

... Get one commissioned that isn't naked?

There is one that's not naked, which is what I got her last year. And she has multiple portraits.

See my problem?

Make something? Or something you can't buy.

... Yeah I think I can.

I wonder if I can get her America.

... What could I give her that I can't buy?

I dunno.

Do something she wants you to do..?

... That might be a bit harder to get.

... But I am. I'm training to be a ruthless Real Estate Mogul.

It's just America.

...

I just picture a man sobbing, and you leaving the room with the deeds to all his property.

..And he has like, a nickle.

I think countries are out of anyone's budget. Trust me on this one.

Maybe you need to not think of something physical for her. Or big.

Has she ever gotten something, I dunno... Small?

... Man, I should get even meaner so I can get the nickel.

...

There was that one dog, but then dad stepped on it, and he was forced to sleep in the rain for a week while Mom ordered custom rain.

...I shudder to think what'd be like to experience that sort of negotiating.

... Maybe smaller.

Flowers?

... Maybe a Man Eating Plant. That's a great idea!

... Well, you're on the Nice List. So hopefully you won't...?

... If it works for you, it works. ... Just make sure to be careful.

Aren't I always?

... Let's put it like that, yeah.

Well I don't own any land anyway.

...

...What.

Not even some dirt?

..I have a potted plant.

Well, you aren't a total serf, then.

..Not owning land doesn't make you a serf..!

... Isn't that the exact definition?

I'd have to be in a condition of servitude to a lord or baron or duke or noble family or something!

..I don't think that counts as 'condition of servitude'.

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