bdsm_kouji | (no subject)

Getting gifts for my mom is the hardest. What do you get for the woman who has everything?

...

There was that one dog, but then dad stepped on it, and he was forced to sleep in the rain for a week while Mom ordered custom rain.

... Maybe smaller.

Flowers?

... Maybe a Man Eating Plant. That's a great idea!

... If it works for you, it works. ... Just make sure to be careful.

Aren't I always?

... Let's put it like that, yeah.