bdsm_kouji | (no subject)

Getting gifts for my mom is the hardest. What do you get for the woman who has everything?

I dunno.

Do something she wants you to do..?

... But I am. I'm training to be a ruthless Real Estate Mogul.

...

I just picture a man sobbing, and you leaving the room with the deeds to all his property.

..And he has like, a nickle.

... Man, I should get even meaner so I can get the nickel.

...I shudder to think what'd be like to experience that sort of negotiating.

... Well, you're on the Nice List. So hopefully you won't...?

Well I don't own any land anyway.

...

...What.

Not even some dirt?

..I have a potted plant.

Well, you aren't a total serf, then.

..Not owning land doesn't make you a serf..!

... Isn't that the exact definition?

I'd have to be in a condition of servitude to a lord or baron or duke or noble family or something!

..I don't think that counts as 'condition of servitude'.