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[bdsm_kouji]

Getting gifts for my mom is the hardest. What do you get for the woman who has everything?

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[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

But she has plenty of those. Including 1 or 2 naked marble statues.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... Get one commissioned that isn't naked?

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

There is one that's not naked, which is what I got her last year. And she has multiple portraits.

See my problem?

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... Yeah I think I can.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I can get her America.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... That might be a bit harder to get.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

It's just America.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

I think countries are out of anyone's budget. Trust me on this one.

Maybe you need to not think of something physical for her. Or big.

Has she ever gotten something, I dunno... Small?

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

...

There was that one dog, but then dad stepped on it, and he was forced to sleep in the rain for a week while Mom ordered custom rain.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... Maybe smaller.

Flowers?

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... Maybe a Man Eating Plant. That's a great idea!

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... If it works for you, it works. ... Just make sure to be careful.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Aren't I always?

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... Let's put it like that, yeah.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

k.