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[bdsm_kouji]

Getting gifts for my mom is the hardest. What do you get for the woman who has everything?

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[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... What could I give her that I can't buy?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I dunno.

Do something she wants you to do..?

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... But I am. I'm training to be a ruthless Real Estate Mogul.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

I just picture a man sobbing, and you leaving the room with the deeds to all his property.

..And he has like, a nickle.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... Man, I should get even meaner so I can get the nickel.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...I shudder to think what'd be like to experience that sort of negotiating.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... Well, you're on the Nice List. So hopefully you won't...?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Well I don't own any land anyway.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

...

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...What.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Not even some dirt?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..I have a potted plant.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Well, you aren't a total serf, then.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..Not owning land doesn't make you a serf..!

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... Isn't that the exact definition?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'd have to be in a condition of servitude to a lord or baron or duke or noble family or something!

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

^

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..I don't think that counts as 'condition of servitude'.