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Well, I think I've got about half that junk out of my head currently.

... Is odd to say you feel smarter when you aren't think about how to do it all the time?

Though, Mom says I look too pale and I need to spend more time outside. And I keep telling her I walk outside for at least an hour each day, but then she keeps asking why my skin is so pale suddenly and ugh.

Also, I keep hearing all these kids in classes before the teacher comes in chattering about the Pros. Why do people want to be circus clowns? Bunch of fools.

And I oddly haven't seen much of the blimp, recently.

So... yeah. My brain feels smarter, and life's boring. What else is new.

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Well, idk. Maybe they're a sissy.

Probably.

Man I guess I have a lot more spine than I thought.

You are pretty manly.

I'm blushing.

What. It's true.

Still a compliment.

So. Who's winning. Me or Tubby?

...........

It's not like I have a scoreboard.

You should.

...

I should have a scoreboard.

What could I possibly score on.

lol i don't know.

..How about I keep score in my head.

No. Because human memory is fallible.

If I write it down, you and Monica will go crazy finding out where I've written it down, and as time goes on you will find it, and the scores will drive you both slowly mad until eventually I'm tied to bed posts behind spoon fed or something and I've had enough of chicks trying to rape me and then eat me for the baby.

So pick one of us and be done with it. Problem solved.

And by "pick one", I mean me. I'm rich, pretty, I have large breasts, and I'm non intrusive with your personal life.

Hell, you don't have to live in the same house of me. You just need to give up your last name.

..You know love is sort of a factor in stuff like this. So the whole 'another house' thing is a detriment.

Also, I've seen her books. She plans to hack off your arms and legs and feed your body day in, day out, lovingly.

...I acknowledge that is possible but I think it's unlikely.

I think she's what's known as a Yamtree.

..Yandere.

And if that was so she would have tried to kill you by now.

...By like sitting on you or something, I don't know.

... She'd be too slow to.

She'd have tried though.

I remain unconvinced.

Look, it's really hard for me not to jump on the nearest willing girl at any time, so try not to push on me too much.