bdsm_kouji | (no subject)

So, Mom's apparently investing in the VR Helmet and Pod field for some reason. And buying stock in "MMORPGs". ... Is that some sort of car?

Well, duh.

But there's going to have to be some adjustments here and there. He's too much of an untamed stallion.

Whatever you need to do.

Thanks.

Pleasure doing business with you, Mother.

...I can see all of this, y'know.

As can I.

I'm neutral in this war.

I only care about the battle, not the outcome, dear.

Competition spurs movement.

Well then. I look forward to a healthy, fair, and most importantly fun competition.

Right Kouji-chan?

Sure.

Got any long term goals, Moni-chan?

Working on a few that I'd like to do. But I'm open to suggestions, at the moment. Why?

How much money do you need for them?

....I'd need a bit of money, but I'm not sure how much right now. 200,000 Yen maybe just to get started up, but I'm not entirely sure.

How would you like a 100,000,000 Yen Loan?

....1-100,000,000? y-you're sure?

Yes. And you can have Haitayuu if you want, too.

I don't need Haitayuu, but..

..t-thanks. I mean, that's really generous of you, Kouji-chan.

Good luck. Besides, I like your mom.

..I don't like the idea of being treated like a dog with two people on the sides of me calling my name to see which I come to.

Trust me. I'll simplify the entire situation within a week.

...My mother is unethical but I'd imagine assassination is frowned upon.

... Hadn't thought of that actually.

Thanks, though.

...

Don't.

2nd to Last Resort.

..What's the absolute last resort?