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[bdsm_kouji]

I wonder if I'll be a good mother.

Not like I'm pregnant.

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[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... That's a weird thing to suddenly wonder about.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... Not really. Got bored. Wandered from cards to being 16. Then remembered my mother. Then that went onto eel headed llamas...

And that lead into cars, and that went onto cereal. And milk. And then if I should use this breast enhancing cream I found at my doorstep...

And then I wondered if I'll be a good mother.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... Wait, what cr-- no you know what nevermind.

... I dunno if you would be. I haven't really gotten any... ... Maternal vibes from you?

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... I see.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

Just saying.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Yeah? So what vibes do you get?

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

Depends on your mood.

Right now they're "nice" vibes, but I've seen you when you're more... violent.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... >:< I take offense. I am nothing but loving.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... Maybe under your definition, but to other people, it can be some pretty weird vibes.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..That second part seems unnecessary.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Just making sure people know I'm not pregnant.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I don't think anyone would think that anyway.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... Why?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

You don't seem like the sort of girl to go and randomly get knocked up.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... That's a good thing, right?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Yes.

But that also makes it weird to see you denying being pregnant when no one asked.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... Preliminary precaution in case of idiots...?

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

...Honestly, I think you would be.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... Which means I'm a horrible mother. Right. Thanks.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

You know I'm not entirely contradictions.

Granted, it makes up a bunch of who I am, but not entirely.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Just call me jaded and cynical.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

Still, you wouldn't be a bad parent at all.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Unless you were the other parent. Then I'd be horrible.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

How do you figure that if I was the other parent?

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... You are an idiot.