[Journal Post]

[bdsm_kouji]

I will never again doubt Jinn's vibes on things.

I got stabbed and blown up today by masked members of the police, but the Madolche Puddingcess stuff I have injected into me on top of me maybe being a natural Grimro, so basically it turns out I'm a little stab and bomb proof?

So yeah, I think we'll be shutting down the existing police forces.

I'll need to replace the office car I just got though...

Comments

[remarkablerain]

Well, if they wanted to convince anyone to keep them going, they sure failed that mission.

You sure you okay?

[bdsm_kouji]

Uh. Physically?

You know how toons just have smoke lines after being blown up and their hair's all frazzled?

It's like that.

I'm okay.

I think.

Mentally?

I kind of want to build a skull rack tower?

And maybe scream for a few hours and eat ice cream?

I might be disassociating a bit and my ears keep ringing.

[remarkablerain]

We could get ice cream.

That's something I can help with.

[bdsm_kouji]

Do you mind if I scream and cry and squeeze you while we have ice cream?

[remarkablerain]

Sure. Whatever you need to get the stress out, in this case.

[bdsm_kouji]

Thanks.

[wherethewildthingsare]

That's extremely alarming but I'm glad that's the case?

[bdsm_kouji]

...

What should I do, I feel a bit mentally 'I'm behind myself and 2 steps to the left'.

[wherethewildthingsare]

Build a throne of skulls?

[bdsm_kouji]

Am I allowed to do that?

Is that ethical?

I do want to put these bozos through some sort of literal or metaphysical grinder.

[becomeanwarrior]

I can't say I'm entirely surprised.

Do you need escort or surveillance from OOPARTS while this is going on, 'Mayor'?

[bdsm_kouji]

I would appreciate escort, preferably Suguru if she doesn't mind being name called.

And it's Mrs. Mayor, not 'Mayor', I'm not LARPing.

What's your position on Small Office Building sized Skull Racks?

[becomeanwarrior]

I doubt Suguru will mind but I'll check with her just so she doesn't brainbuster me into my own desk for volunteering her.

...Human skulls are a bit much. Animal skulls are better but there's enough places that create fake skull replicas that you could get those just for the intimidation factor.

If you must, I mean.

[bdsm_kouji]

Good, because she's basically the first person I trust to guard my body. Cartoon physics probably aren't 100% guaranteed all the time.

They only really have power if I'm using human skulls for various reasons. Though goat skulls might be a weaker substitute...

[becomeanwarrior]

If I had to take a guess, they'll only really work when it would be really, really funny for whoever is hitting you to fail spectacularly. So, yes. I'll talk with Suguru just to make sure she's okay with it.

Kouji I don't want to be a killjoy but most people don't tend to find having decorations of real human skulls very appropriate for, uh, anything, really.

[bdsm_kouji]

That's because they're weaklings. I need people to understand fear.

[becomeanwarrior]

There are plenty of ways to induce fear in people that don't involve human skulls, Kouji!

But, okay, why do you need this. Do you need to scare the old police commish out of town or something.

[bdsm_kouji]

Yes but human skulls are a good magic battery.

Fear. Magic. Giant Wizard Computer that Noriko and her daughter need.

The one with the rack.

[becomeanwarrior]

Oh god the fucking. Probability engine computer. Right, okay.

...Yes okay fine I'll concede but can we please tuck the actual human skulls away somewhere if they're going to be load-bearing. It's a security issue. I don't want them used to both fearmonger and power Aisey's supercomputer.

[bdsm_kouji]

Like I said, goat skulls can be used for the skull rack, but I think Noriko might need to dig up some of some guy named Fujiwara's magical research first...

[becomeanwarrior]

Hearing that name makes me feel a dread chill but, well, fuck it. I guess we're already up to our armpits in dark magic anyway.

Goat skulls for the skull rack, then. What you do for the supercomputer is between you and Aisey.

[bdsm_kouji]

But yes, do horrible things to the currently-being-dissolved police force as you wish

[becomeanwarrior]

Oh, believe you me, I have some sternly worded I-Told-You-Sos to deliver.

[bdsm_kouji]

Good.