bdsm_kouji | (no subject)

You know, these washing machines still confuse me. I mean, you make things wet to clean them? Seems counter intuitive.

Yes, that is how things are cleaned.

But why water. Fire seems like it would be the smarter option.

...Fire tends to clean everything away.

Including what you're cleaning.

And?

Do you like buying a new wardrobe everytime you wash?

You mean you don't...?

No, you wash them and wear them again.

But how do you burn off the poisons.

What poisons.

Germs. Mother said they make you fat and ugly and bald.

We have something for that.

It's called soap.

...?

Soap kills germs.

Not that you probably get many on your clothes at all, miss 'I go to the spa three times a week'.

Twice a month.

That's still a lot.

How so?

Most people go once every few months!