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Well, Dad got me a foot massaging robot. Mom got me her yearly Guillotine, Pony, and a corporate pantsuit get up.

I got the unholy bible of the Fiend Roar Deities from... what should be obvious. ... Why are they recommending I start offering "Services for your Soul"?

::Jinn, you got a baby tiger.

Onni, you got ridiculous skin-tight armor in Toku style that goes with the Black Parader, but it looks so damn durpy.

... Suguru, you got the deed to an entire Warehouse by the ocean in Domino City!::

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Why? We're friends, right?

... W-well, yeah, but... I didn't expect a warehouse.

... Is there something wrong with a warehouse?

... It's. Not what anyone would expect as a Christmas present...? ... at least. In general. What in the world would I use a warehouse for, anyway...

Hey, your Warehouse.

And I was thinking of getting you one of my mom's summer condos, but I remembered it's too fancy and way too much glass.

... Too much... glass?

Mom had an entire room made of glass so the sun and moon could shine in.

... that's... incredibly dangerous sounding.

... Not really. Unless you mean Helicopters.

There's a saying about rocks and glass houses.

It's a glass room, not a glass house.

... Well, I guess that's. slightly better.

So I got you a warehouse. Your boyfriend should enjoy it. It has chains and sodering equipment and I think barrels full of toxic chemicals.

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